Um ew…no thanks! « Dating is Miserable

26Oct/095

Um ew…no thanks!

Friend: my armpits smell REAL bad
me: that's so hot
Friend: like real bad
me: no wonder you're the one getting married
Friend: haha its because my armpit stench is a man-attractor
me: HOLLA
Friend: they come running from miles to smell my odors
me: next time you're all sweaty I'm going to rub myself on you
Friend: just to get a piece of the action? i understand
me: srsly
Friend: and i have a large pimple on my underarm
like the size of a small gumball
[fiance] and i both tried to pop it today, but it wouldn't have any of that
me: ew
you guys are way too close
I retract my statement about wanting a boyfriend if it will lead to zit popping on my armpit
Friend: it will
it always does

Misery loves company:

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amanda
October 26th, 2009 - 16:17

I totally forgot how many really random IM conversation snippets I had saved up. These are old and I have even older ones coming.
Me
October 26th, 2009 - 16:47

My armpits tend to stink too, AND a man made a comment to me on Saturday about smelling my odors though he was referencing my cooking. But he used those words. Weird.
Ashley
October 26th, 2009 - 20:55

I think there is a level of comfort that you can achieve in a relationship that will completely destroy it!! For me, destruction occurs at smelling my armpits! Or me smelling his. God help me
Lizz
October 26th, 2009 - 22:49

That’s love, I guess?
That Kind of Girl
October 27th, 2009 - 07:21

Dude, DUDE!, mutual grooming and pimple-popping is the heart of the modern relationship! Probably one of my favorite things to do with The Ex was squeeze blackheads out of his nose.

…is that — is that weird? I mean, I also liked to do stuff like go to the movies or check out concerts with him. Just not as much.