4Sep/0911
Zane is a bastard.
Zane just IMed me a link to the following cartoon on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. Thank God his ass is moving to New York. Sure I laughed but.....I can't believe he sent me this.

I'm mainly pissed because it's pretty true. I'm turning 25 this year and I already notice men are more interested in the flightly 21 year olds.



September 4th, 2009 - 15:00
I saw this Zane character yesterday. Also, the Tiffany.
September 4th, 2009 - 15:01
On a side note, my general rule is to not date anyone under 25. So I have my eye on you…
September 4th, 2009 - 15:08
Wait… Zane and Tiffany were hanging out without me yesterday? Excuse me while I go scream at them.
Also, Keane…let’s have babies.
September 4th, 2009 - 15:13
Ummm, well. Um.
WELL. I don’t know about that.
September 4th, 2009 - 15:16
Under 25 is DEFINITELY TROUBLE. Plus, based on face book, they don’t know who Beavis and Butthead are.
September 4th, 2009 - 15:47
And here I am looking for dates with women around my age of 27 who aren’t intimidated my success in interactive entertainment. #fml
September 4th, 2009 - 18:13
god i am old. If only i knew the shit i know now when i was 21
September 4th, 2009 - 18:43
here here mr. picklez
September 7th, 2009 - 22:16
Cry to me the year you’re turning 32. I’ve already been told that I’m out of luck because of all the desperate women in my age bracket that are looking to snag husbands. I guess I’ll have to wait for the first round of divorces to finalize and hope for the best.
September 8th, 2009 - 14:19
Eff it dude, lets team up and fine-tune our cougar skillz!
September 8th, 2009 - 22:41
COUGARS IN TRAINING UNITE!