Dating is Miserable but it’ll get you laid

My friends are funny people.

Friend:  I've never been asked out via GCHAT until today
wtf is our generation coming too???
me: weird. I have all the time

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*Editor's Note*: Actual domestic violence, rape, murder, sexism and racism are not funny....but jokes about them tend to be hilarious.

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Friend: There is a very cute man next to me at this cafe wearing a pink striped shirt and working on a very small computer....cannot tell if he's straight or not.
me: Ask him where his shirt is from! Tell him you have to find a birthday present for your best friend and you think he'd really like the shirt.
Friend: You are a genius. Gonna give it a shot.
me: Seriously labels are the best way tot tell if a man is straight or gay.

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