Dating is Miserable but it’ll get you laid

1. 

   paul
   March 1st, 2010 - 19:21

   want to talk about your penis within the first day

   that was in your profile and it catch my attention along with “wanna hook up” because that is me. i love womens and im massaging the rapist so i totally understand what you said over there.

   im straight by choice, so i get it thrice.

   lets fuck>

   –theamazingandmagnificentloverofalltimeandspaceincludingwales
2. 

   Matty-O
   March 1st, 2010 - 21:43

   What’s more disturbing than this grammatical/typographical clusterfuck is the meaning that he derived from what he read.

   He took everything indicated in your profile and seemingly turned you into his dream girl….when the exact opposite would appear to be true. He did a wonderful job projecting a bunch of stuff onto you. It’s sad more than anything else methinks.

   I guess we all construct a world to one degree or another that is at least partial fantasy in order to not deal with certain things that might be uncomfortable (such as the idea that ‘no woman will date me’).

   While it’s been EONS since I did any kind of substantive ‘online dating’, this kind of thing underscores the idea (which is not entirely removed from reality) that ‘some’ who do this kind of thing are socially awkward, painfully idiosyncratic (or just plain odd), etc. I think I went out on at least a dozen first dates with the female version of ‘amazing lover’.

   Of course…I usually didn’t discover this until I had actually committed to a date and/or purchased at least a round…sigh…
3. 

   amanda
   March 2nd, 2010 - 06:56

   Paul, you win at the comment game
   Matt, you pin pointed it exactly.

   Myself, way to go with the huge typo on your profile. Really a you’re/your mistake. TRAGIC
4. 

   paul
   March 2nd, 2010 - 13:59

   Homonyms are hard.

   Let’s go to the bar.

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