An accident which holds few consequences 9 months later

18Feb/104

An accident which holds few consequences 9 months later

I accidentally opened my OKCupid account back up. I logged in trying to find an old email and didn't realize it would activate my account. Since I can't deactivate it for another week I'm mildly enjoying some random emails.

The First: *facepalm*

Oh really? What next? Are you going to rearrange the alphabet so u and i can be together?

The Second: Pretty adorable and despite my better judgment I responded to

My response:
Dates with me tend to be more like either The English Patient (long, drawn out, pathetic, and capable of making one want to stab themselves in the eye) or Saw II (painful).

P.S. Considering you're in sales, marketing, etc you may want to have that looked at.

Signed,

That One Chick

Misery loves company:

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paul
February 18th, 2010 - 14:58

A date with me is like American Psycho.

Expensive drunk dinner, later followed by one chasing the other with a chainsaw, while bloody and naked.

Coke may be involved.
amanda
February 18th, 2010 - 15:32

What time do you want to pick me up, Paul?
paul
February 18th, 2010 - 17:14

Soon as my plane lands and I find a department store. I doubt TSA would allow me to bring bloody chainsaw through. Unless you have one handy? That would make things much easier.
alissa
February 19th, 2010 - 15:52

amanda, i got that EXACT same message from that same dude the other day – the first one. elicited a serious eyeroll from me.

alissa