Comments on: You know, there’s a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don’t all bring you lasagna at work. Most of ‘em just cheat on you.

By: Wantsome

Wantsome — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:37:17 +0000

I couldn’t agree more! Kevin Smith is so at the top of my want list!! From his devotion to Jen & his panty-wetting (in more than one way) sense of humor, I would love to spend a few hours with this man. Too bad, it would probably be spent smoking a bowl and not getting to the sexy times. Either way, I’m game!!!

By: Rat

Rat — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 10:25:31 +0000

I don’t sport my trench often enough…
I am also moving to Charleston, SC…
However, I am a man of stout stature and I am the first to laugh at myself!
There are many of us out there… Unfortunately, most are too afraid of being proud of who they are!
Since finding my confidence a few years back, I just wanted to say that I have noticed the increased reaction from the ladies!
Great post!
Women like you kick ass!

By: Rachielou

Rachielou — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:51:45 +0000

I have been saying this for years! I always get crazy looks when I tell people that Kevin smith is the celebrity I would do! He’s amazing and I find him incredibly attractive.

By: Toolbit

Toolbit — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:49:38 +0000

Amanda,

What a pick-me-up. I am not married, so I can’t say I still want my wife, but I have several K. Smith-esque qualities going for me, so it’s good to hear I’m not out of the game yet. It seems that if you’re not an attractive man, you’d better be able to make ‘em laugh or play in a band.

http://www.explosm.net/comics/897/

Now all I need is a trench coat, boom box, and a wingman.

Toolbit out.

By: Shaunee

Shaunee — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:43:32 +0000

Amen.

By: amanda

amanda — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:41:45 +0000

As long as he keeps his hair shorter we have a deal Tanice.

By: Tanice

Tanice — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 08:37:27 +0000

I SO need to hook you up with my brother’s roommate. His name is Lucas, he’s a chef, an absolute SWEET HEART, single, and shares a striking resemblance to Silent Bob (when he wore his hair longer)

By: amanda

amanda — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 21:46:01 +0000

Eric Mabius (Daniel from Ugly Betty and Steve Rodgers from Welcome to the Dollhouse)’s wife is fucking GORGEOUS but I found this super offensive the other day because I had never really looked at her in any other light besides pretty.

Crystal, I kinda hate you. Your man is pretty f-ing rad…even if he did steal you from us I”m glad I get to see you this weekend!

Mr. Picklez, women can be stupid. I’m glad your wife wised up. Brains are totally sexy.

Rogue, I am ignoring you until you say you’re coming to Girls’ Night. ♥

By: Crystal

Crystal — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 21:23:06 +0000

Rogue – totally! His wife is normal looking. Same with Jason Bateman.

My boyfriend likes to take photos of me to masturbate to, haha. And he is definitely a “THIS IS MY WOMAN!” kind of guy. I love it. It rules. It makes me happy because that’s how I feel about him too.

Men like this exist. They are just harder to find.

By: mr. Picklez

mr. Picklez — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 21:02:04 +0000

The sad thing is that first you have to let yourself get noticed before “yourselfness” starts dropping women’s panties. This is where most men get stuck, especially below 30, and become either douche bags or tools.