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		<title>An Open Letter To My Boyfriend&#8217;s Friend</title>
		<description><![CDATA[To My Boyfriend's Friend; I really liked you when I first met you. I found you interesting, funny, charismatic, and you genuinely seemed to make those around you happy. So I liked you too. That is not the case anymore. Slowly but surely you have completely worn away any positive feelings I held for you and withered me [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://datingismiserable.com/?p=2797</link>
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		<title>Cyber Sex gone HORRIBLY wrong.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My friend, A, and I were chatting at work today and he kept trying to, platonically, video chat with me. I assume his boss kept coming up behind him because he kept ending chat sessions and then immediately restarting them. Frustrated, I finally screamed, as much as one can via gchat,  "SHOW COCK OR GTFO". [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://datingismiserable.com/?p=2791</link>
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		<title>Anthropology</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mating rituals fascinate me. Hippos create a sort of excrement fan with their tail and publicly shit themselves in front of their intended. Since flatworms are hermaphrodites they, literally, sword fight with their penises to decide who has to 'be the girl'. White-Fronted Parrots lock beaks in anticipation of coitus and then proceed to vomit back and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://datingismiserable.com/?p=2768</link>
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		<title>Dating Advice of the Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA["You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work." - Seb Thorne]]></description>
		<link>http://datingismiserable.com/?p=2766</link>
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		<title>Practically a novella!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The last time we saw The Lawyer, he made me feel incredibly uncomfortable, had a kidney removed, tried to reconnect which was actually just a booty call, made me feel like a bad person, and disappeared from my life for good. Or so I thought. I woke up to this text this morning. I have [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://datingismiserable.com/?p=2756</link>
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		<title>Fun with Porn &#8211; Vol 1</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Most of you have heard the story. My boss's adult son (over 50 years old) downloaded a ton of porn on my work computer, including a video of him masturbating in my office chair. Thankfully he doesn't live in my boss's house but he is there quite often. He is currently in town and I've [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://datingismiserable.com/?p=2741</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a world of ironic mustaches and a world of 40 oz beers. It&#8217;s a world of tight pants and a world of bikes with fixed gears.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My friend, Rogue, sent me a link to the below video. I laughed until I practically cried. I feel like every man in San Francisco, not just Hipsters, does this.  I couldn't stop laughing or watching it. Seriously, I think I watched it like 9 times on the verge of hysterical giggling tears. Then I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://datingismiserable.com/?p=2724</link>
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		<title>The Good, The Bad, and The Triumphant Return!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After 50 emails and texts letting me know OMG MY SITE IS DOWN, my site is back up. I always forget to set it to auto-renew once a year. I'm an idiot. Anyway, FirstName LastName and I went away for a bit for his birthday. It was a bit of a rough trip since he wasn't [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://datingismiserable.com/?p=2700</link>
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		<title>The rug really tied the room together.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I'm having the shittiest day (that I will blog about in greater detail later) so when I got to FirstName LastName's house just now all I wanted was a beer. AND OF COURSE WE'RE OUT. We drank the last of it when we made tacos the other night. I didn't want to open up any [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://datingismiserable.com/?p=2695</link>
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		<title>Why I stopped dating guys in the tech industry</title>
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		<link>http://datingismiserable.com/?p=2689</link>
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